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Post by L'Jyen [♥] on Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:42 am

post na!
alam co meron kayo nito lmao


Girl: gusto co pag kinasal aco white sand beach wedding.
Much better kung sa Palawan kaya lang baka mahirapan
yung mgaguest kaya sa Batangas or Zambales na lang.
Icao? ano gusto mo pag ikinasal ca?
Boy: sa tabi mo.. Ü
--from ate monafhe^^


~~~~

Girl: magbreak nalang tayo!
Boy: okei lang. babalikan co nalang yung ex co.
Girl: aba! ang kapal mo talaga! we're officially break!
kinabukasan..
Boy: i still love you.
Girl: diba break na tayo? babalikan mo pa nga
ex mo diba?
Boy: eto na nga. binabalikan na ulit kita

~~~~~

Girl: aanhin mo iyang hagdan?
Boy: aakyat sana aco ng ligaw sayo.
Girl: di na kailangan, yumuko ca nalang.
Boy: bakit?
Girl: pakipulot puso co, nahulog na kasi sayo..Ü

yan muna Wink
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Post by Marz on Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:14 am


si ako: Kailangan ko ulit mag-aral at kabisaduhin ang Alphabet.

Ehem: Bakit naman?

si ako: Kasi I always miss ''U'' eh..wee

**
Ehem: nka punta ako sa DisneyLand,grabe yun na tlga pinka happiest place on earth..

si ako: try mo sa piling ko bka magbago isip mo.. XD

**
si ako: calling mode(crrring'crrring)
Ehem: hello sino to.?
si ako: Hi **** may probs ako..
Ehem,: huh' anu.?
si ako: malala na sakit ko sa puso.dalawa nlang option ko pra gumaling, either ICU or U C ME. XD

**

bakit ako malulungkot kung single ako...
kung marami nmang taken na gusto ako... hihihi

last:
itutuwid ko landas mo. . . .

Spoiler:

kung sakin ka didiretso... XD

bolero anu?...
Spoiler:

gwapo nman......hahaha^_^
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Post by CHii ExDee on Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:55 am

^ wazak..niahaha.
dj angel, patulong naman? ok lang? puwede mo ba akong samahan?......................................................................Habang Buhay?
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dj angel, if loving you is not right..... then let me be wrong for the rest of my life... :D
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dj ramon
alam mu ba
na i love reading the MENU
bcoz it has
ME N U
hihi brrr
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kung ikaw ang bola at ako ang shooter sa tingin mo ba maishoshoot kita?...
sa tingin ko hindi..MAMI-MISS KITA
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boyet: girlie ang sakit ng ngipin ko! arghh
girlie: bakit boyet?!!
boyet: ang sweet mo kasi..

wazak.. XD
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boy: miss magician ka ba?

girl: hindi eh..bakit?

boy: well, i was hoping you could read my mind.

girl: anu ba laman niyang utak mo?

boy: ikaw..
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BOyet: Gurly magaling ka ba sa Algebra?

gurly: OO naman .. Bkt??

Boyet: Can U substitute my Ex..?
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boyet: gurlie bili k ng salbabida.

gurlie: bkt nman!?. . .

boyet: kz lulunurin kta ng pgmmahal.
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gurlie: xna nging bra k nlhan.

boyet: bkt!?. . .

gurlie: pra mrinig m ahn tibok ng puso co!

wahaha!!. . . un un e'
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kung tatanungin mo ko kung anong gs2 kong mging pg laki ko...

...gs2 kong maging sayo.

wasak! <img src="http://i31.tinypic.com/24w60ic.jpg">
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boyet: tumatangkad ba?

gurlie: hindi naman bakit?

boyet:kasi dati hanggang balikat lang kita ngayon nasa isip na kita.

kabooom...hihibrrr..
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Boyet: Gurlie, may lisensya ka ba?!

Gurlie: Meron bakit nman ?!

Boyet: Kasi ur driving me crazy
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boyet: gurlie, TV k ba ?


Gurlie: hnde, bkt...

boyet: ksi i can't get my eyes off you eh...
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boyet:girilie!! marunong ka bang magbudget??

girlie:baket?

boyet: eh kasi napapamahal na ako sau!!!!

sobrang cheesy talaga!!!!!!!!!!!
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DJ Angel, nakita kita......................

alam mo kung san?


........... sa PUSO ko. ü


hihi.yan muna.
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Re: Chessy Lines Here :]

Post by Marz on Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:14 am

I just broke up with someone*

and this is the last thing she said to me:

girL: You'll never find anyone like me again!"
si ako: I should hope not!.. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you..?
girL: hmmp..


XDchessy moh. . hekhek.
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Re: Chessy Lines Here :]

Post by L'Jyen [♥] on Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:38 am


hiwalay na keo kuya??

@T:
G: bakit ca nakatitig sa'kin?
B: wala! guxto co lang!
G:pag icao nainlab sa'kin sa kakatitig mo,
tatawanan talaga kita.
B: ba't di ca pa tumatawa.. Wink

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B: bakit wala ca pang bf?..
G: bawal pa kasi..ee icao bakit wala ca
pang gf?..
B: eh bawal ca pa nga kasi ee.. Wink
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Post by Marz on Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:46 am

^_^ ndi pa nman... XD

@T


ako: Lam moh'.. nasasaktan ako kpag sinasabihan akung gwapo..T_T

ehem: bakit naman. . ?

ako: Alam mo nah. . . . the truth hurts- lmao
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Re: Chessy Lines Here :]

Post by Patrick on Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:03 pm

(applicable DATI)


Boi: Tayong dalawa na ba?
Gurl:
Spoiler:
Hindi, BETTY LA FEA PA LANG. . :]]


--told you, dati lng yan. cguro, nung mga April 2009.
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Post by L'Jyen [♥] on Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:17 pm

@marz: INDE PA NAMAN? adik ca kuya! =))
ano ba'ng sagot ian lmao

boy: tapos na ba exam mo?
girl: ba't naman?
boy: para aco naman ang sagutin mo.. Wink

yan muna =))
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Post by StarApple. Ü on Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:07 am

@ chii: fan ka ng brewrats? ako din. Ü


@T:

alam mo, ang dami ko ng pasa.
































kasi, i keep falling for you..
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Post by L'Jyen [♥] on Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:32 pm

tanduay kaba?


kasi habang tumatagal lalong sumasarap!



--ACO Si MiKE ENRiQUEZ

*dahil hindi kita tatantanan*


--andami na masyadong cheesy lines
wala na akong maisip,
laman kasi ng isip ko laging








iCAO na lang..
lol!

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Post by Meliatrix :) on Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:52 pm

Baliw nman tlga ako eh. Baliw sayo.
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Post by CHii ExDee on Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:11 am

apol: owu..emm a brewster ya know. ^_^

Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi baka malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

Crayola ka ba?
Binigyan mo kasi ng kulay sa buhay ko.

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.



Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang LBM.

Ang hirap pigilan.



Minamalat na naman ang puso ko…
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

Uy papicture!
Para ma-develop tayo!

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

Centrum ka ba?
Kasi You Complete Me!

Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.

I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear.
Coz i can’t last a day without you!

Me lisensya ka ba?
Coz you’re driving me crazy eh.

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?

Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

Am i a bad shooter?
Coz i keep on missing you.

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.

Bangin ka ba?

Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.

Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi, can’t smile without you.

Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

Me butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Anung height mo?
Ha? Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko.

Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!

Sana “T” na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to “U”

Are you Jamaican?
Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!

Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo love you.
BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Favorite Subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!
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